Review by Derrick Carter
Running Time: 1 hour 31 minutes
MPAA Rating: PG for Action and Rude Humor
Directed by: Pierre Coffin & Kyle Balda
Written by: Brian Lynch
Voices of: Pierre Coffin, Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan, Geoffrey Rush, Jennifer Saunders & Steve Carell
It seems like you either love the Minions or you hate them. There’s not much middle ground. These goggle-wearing, yellow-skinned, pill-shaped creatures originally showed up in 2010’s DESPICABLE ME and wound up stealing every scene they were in. With DESPICABLE ME 2, they were granted even more screen time and became an integral part of the plot. Naturally, little kids who already loved the Minions proceeded to quote them anytime anywhere, wear clothing featuring a Minion or two, and posting thousands of so-so memes. Personally, I love the Minions…but also believe there can be too much of a good thing. That’s part of the reason that MINIONS, a prequel to DESPICABLE ME, is flawed fun.
Through a prologue we learn that the Minions have always been around since the beginning of time. As evolution went on, they proceeded to follow the biggest, baddest villains around (including a T-Rex, a Caveman, and Dracula). No matter how big and bad their master was, the Minions seemed to have a knack for screwing things up. After being exiled by Napoleon (yet another master), the Minions found themselves living in snowy isolated caves and forming their own society. As time passes on, it became clear that they absolutely could not function without an evil master. So this leads a trio of Minions (courageous Kevin, absent-minded Stuart, and little Bob) on a quest to find a despicable master to serve. Their search takes them to 1960’s New York where they attend a villain convention (think Comic Con for bad guys) and the trio become henchmen for the biggest, baddest lady around: Scarlet Overkill. You can probably (and accurately) guess how the rest of the film plays out.
The plot of MINIONS is extremely simple and serves as an excuse for outrageous scenarios and goofy gibberish spoken by the title characters. I can say that there are legitimately funny moments that got a solid laugh or two out of me. The film is remarkably well animated and sports a great soundtrack (The Rolling Stones, Donovan, The Doors, The Who, etc.). Besides awesome songs used throughout, MINIONS has a lot of 60’s references and jokes that only older viewers will understand (including a jab at Nixon, the Beatles, and more). As far as non-Minion characters go, Scarlet Overkill is an enjoyable villainess but really doesn’t receive a ton of screen time. I found her obnoxious husband (voiced by Jon Hamm) to be far funnier than her character ever was. The biggest laughs in the whole film come from Michael Keaton voicing a villainous family man who happens to run across the Minions a couple of times on their journey.
As funny as it can be and as good-looking as the animation is, MINIONS has a couple of big problems. These mainly come in pacing and certain jokes wearing out their welcome. It’s quite clear that MINIONS is an easy movie to entertain children with, as opposed to a great entertainment that both viewers young and old can enjoy (sort of like the first two DESPICABLE ME movies). There are highly enjoyable moments in MINIONS, but the space between these sequences seems to drag to a noticeably dull effect. It’s not like the movie gets outright boring, but it comes very close to that on more than one occasion. A few montages of jokes seem stretched to give the film a 91-minute running time too. During these scenes, it would be a safe bet that you could dash out of the theater, go to bathroom and return with the montage still playing.
MINIONS is likely to be one of the highest grossing movies of the year. If children in my screening were any indication, this DESPICABLE ME prequel will be a huge hit among kids. In all fairness, that’s who the movie was always intended for. However, I just feel like they could have tried harder to put more stuff in that both kids and adults could laugh at together. Even with a running time of only 91 minutes, the movie feels a bit too long. If you’re under the age of 10 (good on you for being savvy enough to read this website), you’ll likely love this movie. If you happen to be older than 10 (my realistic demographic of readers), you’ll find a couple of big laughs and lots of chuckles…and that’s about all that MINIONS has to offer.